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the actual barack obama and i may or may not be plotting a tactic to get liam payne to love me

cptainamerica:

whenever i get a brain freeze i stick my thumb up the root of my mouth just like the australian girl from pass the plate told me

WAIT OMG I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE

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sex-with-cats:

writing “sorry” at the bottom of your math test

BEEN THERE

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What I tell myself before I read ballots

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

satan: let there be wifi passwords

hi this was my oratory sort of

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Anonymous asked: WOW @ tumblrdatinggame(.)com WTF is this.. my little brother's roommate is on this and I think I saw you too lol

YA CAUGHT ME

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